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idea and copyright Katy F. Pluta - Sandy, Utah
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1) Get and use a proper tool - not the chain saw - to open the
box and get rid of the most recalcitrant piece of scotch ever
tied to cardboard
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2) Do not, I repeat, do not inadvertently open your CDRW or
the Macrovision captors will detect it and spread a powerful acid
on the CD, after sending a micro-wave signal with a print of your
fingerprints to the MS Paranoia Department
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3) While the full install occurs go make some coffee and wait
until the last drop
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4) Drink the entire pot
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5) Follow your instinct, ignore the readme file, erase the logo
avi and mess with every cfg file you can find in the FS2000 root
folder
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6) Re-install FS2000 and go back to commandments 3 and 4, skip
5 and 6
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7) Scrape you finger hitting SHIFT+Z twice before the program
is even fully loaded
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8) Get an appointment with an ophthalmologist after reading
the fps counter, and follow his advice to check with a psychiatrist
once you told him why you came
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9) If you still have some money left after the psychiatrist
treatment, check what you can afford to buy to upgrade your computer
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10) Don't forget to tell us your story, we want to have some
fun too
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